First

2025-3-22

Content Warning: Sex, Romance, General Teenage Behavior

This is my first post, so I might as well start it off with some firsts of mine.

When I was around 13, I had my first "real" kiss with one of my friends at the time. It was crazy because I wasn't supposed to like them. They were teaching me how to slow dance for the winter formal, as I definitely did not know how, and I didn't want to upset my date. I got really caught up in the moment I guess and when we finished our first "successful" dance, I leaned foreward, grabbed their face, and kissed them. I know it wasn't their first kiss, and I don't even know if they remember it, but I do. I didn't tell anyone about for years.

My first time having sex wouldn't be for years later, when I was almost 19 years old, and with the person who is still currently my partner. It was such an awkward, tragically ridiculus spectacle, and yet I wouldn't change it for the world. It wasn't like porn, and it wasn't like how a lot of people described sex to me either. It was almost scientific, for the both of us. We would ask questions about certain such as taste or how it fell, experiment with different positions, as well as whether we prefered the condom on or off (we decided off, although safe sex is important). It honestly ended with neither of finishing or even getting close, but we did laugh at our ignorance.

My first time sucking dick was a horrible expierence. Why I don't include this as my first time having sex? Well, because I can. Anyways, the first time I sucked dick was on school campus when I was around 16/17 years old, which I would not recommend at all. Not only do you risk getting caught and in serious trouble, it just isn't a nice place to suck dick for the first time. I was in the very back of the school with the boy I was dating, who was himself 18/19 years of age. I was on my knees gravel kissing on him and unbuttoning his pants while he called me daddy. It was honestly a sight. Not one I ever want to see. Ever. Anyways, as soon as I got him down my throat the vice principle roles up in the little golf cart all school are somehow able to afford and I am immediately shoved down to the ground. The boy who just in my mouth walks away from me buttoning his pants, while I awkwardly pick myself up and embarrasedly wipe my face. We shockingly didn't get in trouble (I assume because the VP only caught us in the "aftermath") but the VP said if he ever caught us back there we would be expelled.

The last first that I'll include for now is my first crush, since all my other firsts seem to be about love (more or less). It was a wonderful crush, on one the people I now call my best friend, and she knows now, and finds how I acted hilarious. I developed a crush on her around 3rd or 4th grade, and we had been established friends for about a year at that point. She was the funniest, coolest, weirdest, and strongest person I knew I at the time, and that's why I liked her. But alas she did not like me back. She has a crush on *gasps* a boy, which is funny as she would come out as lesbian during highschool. I was so mad that she had a crush on this boy that a did what any rational kid with a crush would do: pretent to like her crush so that she would stop liking him and realize that she liked me instead. Everything she did for her crush, I did more. Everytime she talked about him, I would interupt her to talk about him. Hell, I even admitted I liked him. The fact that she didn't get rid of me as a friend is astonishing. Eventually though, I got tired of pretending to be in a love with a boy who I thought looked like a mosquito hawk and moved on to other things, such as role playing monster high characters and basketball. I did ending kissing that friend later on too so I guess that's a win for me.

Anyways, thank you for reading the romantic, sexual, and lovey-dovey firsts of a stranger. Hope you appreciate my awkward writing and my not-so-bad storytelling.